March 10, 2009

It is so over!

"It’s not you, it’s me" (Nope, it’s just you…and your smelly feet). "I want to be friends" (I’d like to keep you around in case the new person I’m seeing doesn’t work out). "I love you, but I’m not in love with you" (My psychiatrist keeps telling me I’m confused). "You’re like a brother/sister to me" (Now that I’m sober, I am totally repulsed by kissing you). "I need space" (I am tired of you stalking me. Please stop driving past my house with your headlights off and blowing up my phone with ‘Where are you’ voice-mails). "I need time" (I lost a lot of hours listening to you whine). "I don’t know where I’ll be in six months" (I definitely won’t be with you in six months). "I’m moving" (Down the street). "I hope you find what you’re looking for" (I hope a bus hits you). "We’re just not on the same page" (You’re reading a different book). "I need to find myself" (Would you please get lost?). "I’m not ready to settle down" (I don’t want you to be the mother/father of my children!). "We’re in different places in our lives" (I am feeling intense urges to flee the country). "We’re not compatible" (Your snoring is atrocious. I haven’t slept in three months). "We want different things" (You want me, I want your sister). "I wish you the best" (I want ravens to pick out your eyes). "I’m emotionally unavailable" (I’m still in love with my ex). My personal favorite is, "I hope you two will be very happy together" (I hope the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your bed sheets).

No, these witty lines aren’t ours, we borrowed them from Rebecca Miller of Ohio State University, but you get the idea.  We’re breaking up with Tumblr.  Come check out our new hot date over at www.kcbphotography.com/blog.

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March 9, 2009

audrey & pete slideshow

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March 8, 2009

One, Four (well, almost)

Landon will be four a week from tomorrow and Addison turned one a week ago.  It seems kind of crazy sometimes, the whole ‘You blink and you’ll miss it’ talk is nothing to laugh at.  I’m telling you, I can practically see the little soldiers in the Time is Marching On band steadily clipping along. I’d ask them to stop, but I’m pretty sure they won’t listen.  As sure as I am that Landon will not stop for a camera the rest of his life so the best you can do is action shots.

Rylee found this pretty fabulous pettiskirt for me the  other day since I’ve been talking, drooling and basically obsessing about them for about a month now.  She either tired of me listing the limitless virtues of voluptuous layers of happy colored tulle or she too caught the vision for how truly fabulous a little decorative flounce can transform any outfit (on anyone smaller than a breadbasket, or there abouts.)  Thank you Rylee for throwing a smashing bit of color into this baffling snow day in March!  I love it when something is as great as your expectations.  

~kelly

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The infamous ‘night, night’, never to be left far from reach and most definitely treasured above all else.

The infamous ‘night, night’, never to be left far from reach and most definitely treasured above all else.

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Grow hair, GROW!! Seriously, that is one serious widows peak.

Grow hair, GROW!! Seriously, that is one serious widows peak.

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King’s Elementary Girl’s Basketball

The gym was full of blond ponytails, red jersey’s, stifled giggles and team spirit.  Here is my debut into the competitive world of elementary school basketball!  

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Happy First Birthday, Reed!

Today is Reed’s birthday!  Look at this big boy!  We wish you much happiness and success on the road ahead.  Have a bite of cake for us!

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